Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Joke : The Secret to Happy Married Life

Once I was asked by my Friend, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
I said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other then there will absolutely be no problems."
He asked, "Can you explain?"
I said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, the friend asked me "Give me some examples."
I said," Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator , monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it."
He asked, "Then what is your role?"
I said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether should America attack Iran? Whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe? Whether to widen African economy? Whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire? Etc., etc. And do you know one thing? My wife NEVER, EVER objects to any of these"

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